Archive for August, 2005
Entertainment and Politics
I suppose mixing entertainment and politics go back at least as far as the assassination of President Lincoln, probably back much further. What disgusting bedfellows, I would consider it the cousin of gingerale and vodka (no one drinks that, right? I did experimenting as a teen and it was horrible). I mean, a novel idea [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 8 so far )Don’t Feed the…AAAAAAAhhhhhhh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know they’re cute. You know what they’re freakin’ adorable. But don’t be fooled, these cuties are the same cuties that create mass confusion and mayhem wherever they go!
Don’t feed the bears, yeah, whatever! Do not look these children in the eye! They can smell fear.
Any shopping excursion that begins with,”If you [...]
Well, duh?
From the “I-could-be-retarded-with-just-a-little-more-effort” files:
My children didn’t just show up on my doorstep on morning and I brought them in with the paper. We’ve known each other long enough to know what sets the other off. We know what is expected of the other. Yeah, what brand of denial am I on?
My friend [...]
Alias
Bare with me…my brain hurts.
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Taffy Military
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather’s first name): Cookie Richard
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Book McDonald
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: [...]
Nuclear Options
Okay, is it just me, or is this new catch phrase getting rather irksome.
The first time I recall hearing it was during Senate Judical Nominations. It was meant to block the philbusters, or something like that, it really wasn’t clear.One of the Koreas had just backed out of Six Party Nuclear talks, talk about [...]
100 or so Things About Me
I am a Taurus, and if you don’t know it within 10 minutes of meeting me, well, you’re pretty slow on the uptake.
I was born on Long Island, New York, and am still in the process of growing up.
I fear I look more and more like my mother every year.
I remember my favorite color being [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )The Paul Stamp of Approval
P stumbled onto his computer this morning logged onto Messenger and decided to vote for my Blog, just as Messenger subliminally suggested. In the course of voting however, he decided to browse., which I might add delayed his collapsing into bed.
In hindsight, I probably should have started archiving our messages at this point, because he [...]
To Comment or Not to Comment
Well, I thought I had been doing ok for a while, visiting other blogs along my internet travels and leaving a comment, or two. A few blog owners actually came back to my site and left an encouraging word. Thank you all, so much.
I am an attention whore, so I was checking my email every [...]
Jet Fuel Only??
“Your blog is not even remotely associated with airplanes or fuel, what’s up with your title?”
Gee, anonymos, non-email answering astute blog reader, thanks for your question. I would have preferred a comment, then other readers would hang out, knowing at least one other person had been to my blog.
I used to fuel jets at a [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Interactive Birth Control
This is really not the best day to post anything negative about my children, because for the most part they’ve been almost maybe well-behaved today. However, if I don’t write when it hits me I typically don’t write and then the world misses out on a “Newtism”*
Newtism (noot or nyoot) noun 1.belief or theory of [...]
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